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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: „I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: „I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: „But the girl is Bill Gatess daughter.”
Son: „Well, in that case…”

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: „I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: „But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Jack: „But this young man is a vice–president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: „Ah, in that case…”

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: „I have a young man to be recommended as a vice–president.”
President: „But I already have more vice– presidents than I need!”
Jack: „But this young man is Bill Gatess son–in–law.”
President: „Ah, in that case…”

Šis tik tiešām ir iz dzīves. Drauga septiņgadīgā meita, atnākot mājās no skolas, ar diezgan lielu pārliecību stāsta, ka vārdi sastāv no saknēm, galotnēm un biedēkļiem.

Uz Rīgas — Jelgavas šosejas pie apvedceļa Jūrmalas virzienā maršruta mikriņš atradās šādā stāvoklī. Izskatījās, ka bez pasažieriem. Cerams.