In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.Isn't that better than „your computer has performed an illegal operation” ?
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1 Esh @ 13:22 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred
par shito TAAA paarreecos ;)
2 rxc @ 14:41 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
nee nu riktiigi labs!!
3 elfz @ 18:14 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
Viss jaunais ir labi un pamatiigi aizmirsts vecais ;)
4 elfz @ 18:19 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
Un vispaabaa dazhu haiku no kaadreiz apkaartklejojushaa teksta truukst:
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao–until
You bring fresh toner.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand–dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
5 elfz @ 18:23 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
Hoo, un pamekleejoties pa netu atradu veel dazhus (iespeejams, ka pashdarbnieku pievienotus):
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
vopshem tur ir veel diezgan labu (lielu dalju nebiju lasiijis):
http://www.ldresources.com/resources/ete…
6 hmm @ 19:44 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
gribeeju rakstiit ka labais. bet tad izdomaaju ka tas tachu ir bezjeedziigi, vienkaarshi pievienot komentu "labais!!". bet tomeer pievienoshu.
"labais!"
ahahahaaaaaaa.
heving biin ereizd
ze dokument juur siiking
mast nau bi ritaipt.
minimaalisms valda!
vienkaarshi goodžes (gorgeous)
7 KrizZ @ 22:41 (2003. gada 03. aprīlis)
eu kaa shamos var kompii dabuut iekshaa???????????? man haiku vispaar kaa taada patiik bet modernaas vispaar dievinu.
8 Janka @ 21:40 (2003. gada 06. aprīlis)
vienīgā problēma — ja tev patiesi gadīsies, ka mēnešiem rakstītais worda dokuments būs pazudis, tad šāda haiku liksies kā datora ņirgāšanās, kas, atkārtojoties vairākas reizes, vairāk nekā ^bezpersoniskie^ ziņojumi liks izlidināt kompi pa logu