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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
* glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????